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04 May 2012

Hissy Fit

Queen Bee is having a royal hissy because 'someone' made arrangements to attend a very important national conference but they failed to notice that they would be arriving the same day the conference starts instead of the  day before.  She is seething because they are going to miss a big chunk of the important programs offered that first day.  


She may want to consider NOT handing over the company credit card to just anyone next time.

15 February 2012

Sycophant Sisters

The Duchess better watch out. Word on the street is that she is being usurped. Sounds like the Queen Bee has a new favorite 'Lady in Waiting'.

From what I hear the 'Lady in Waiting' is quickly annoying everyone with her rapid rise and attempts to crawl up the ladder in the beehive.

14 February 2012

Sugar Mamas

In honor of Valentines Day I am reminded of all the lost souls from the nearby homeless shelter that make the short jaunt to the library to make their daily visit to all the not-so reputable dating websites available on the public Internet terminals in an attempt to 'snag a woman'. Never fear, once the object is obtained they will live to return again to seek yet another sugar mama when their illicit affair ends.

It's kind of like crop rotation. They surrender their usual seat to another only to return the next season for a new crop of conquests.

13 February 2012

To Hell and Back

It's that dreaded time of year again... Tax Prep Season at the local library. Don't yell at me people I just work here.

12 February 2012

Another One Bites The Dust

People are dropping like flies around here. One day they are here, the next day gone. I hope I still have a job tomorrow.

Cryin....

What a shocker! The Lady Wrangler has retired yet again. Hearts are breaking all over the Local History Room.

Whatz Up?

What would you think if a not-so-nice to you former boss wanted to 'connect' on Linkedin?

22 January 2012

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

I still don't get men. I know they have feelings but they always pull the automaton crap instead of dealing with them.

13 January 2012

Will Wonders Never Cease?

In all my years working in the public library world this is the first time I have ever gotten Martin Luther King, Jr. Day off. Come hell or high water, postal carriers have nothing on public librarians...