Off With His Head

"Mr. Sarcasm" is leaving the Reference Department.  Somebody out there was dumb enough to hire him to be a library director.  Good luck people!

Paper, Scissors, Glue

"Mr. Sarcasm" is also in charge of arranging public speakers to give presentations or arrange public displays for the library.  One man called and sold his display as an epic in state history, something that no one else had ever attempted.  "Mr. Sarcasm" readily snapped it up sight unseen but when the guy showed up to install his historic presentation all he had was nine science fair project type display boards with pictures cut out of magazines or printed off the Internet with names and dates underneath.  Most of the captions with historic factoids were wrong as well but since it was promoted in the library newsletter we were forced to display this 'embarrassment of riches' for an entire month.

Matinee at the Bijou

"Mr. Sarcasm" used to offer free movie nights at the library along with popcorn and refreshments until one of our patrons decided to lift the tip jar.  One bad apple can spoil it for everyone or in this case the two patrons that regularly showed up for the free snacks.

Do Less

I had to work lunch shift with "Mr. Sarcasm" for the first time yesterday.  I don't think I've met a more do less person in my life.  He spent the entire hour complaining about his demotion.  He's actively seeking other employment but he can't keep his mouth shut during interviews.  He uses sarcasm when answering potential employer questions.  Is this man stupid or just a masochist?  He wants to leave and we all want to see him gone as well.