Time to Celebrate

I had a 'Doctor' and 'Headbanger' free day yesterday.  Good times!

Asked For By Name

"Headbanger" was in earlier today and stopped by the Ref Desk and asked specifically if I was working today.  When told yes he shirked off into the stacks. Should I be flattered or worried about retribution? Hmmm...

Number One With a Bullet

Had another run-in with the 'Headbanger' again today.  This guy is like the putrid sanguineous puss that seeps from the open wound of a festering disease.  Ever had that one particular someone that just got under your skin?  Well this guy is creeping right up to the number one spot on my list.  ARGHHH!!!

Flying Monkeys

Had the living daylights scared out of me today.  While walking to work I rounded the corner of the parking garage and was just about to walk pass a large dumpster when all of a sudden this loud BANG! went off in my ear. I thought a bomb had exploded. But NO!  It was Mr. "Headbangers Ball' pretending to be a freerunner.  He took a flying leap off the second story of the parking structure and landed on top of the dumpster and then went scurrying off down the alleyway like one of those heinous flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.

Headbangers Ball

Have you ever had fantasies while sitting at the Ref Desk?  Lately I've been fixated on a particularly obnoxious patron.  He sits at the public computers with his thrash metal music blaring so loudly that you can hear it outside his headphones. He then proceeds to pump his air guitar, neck thrashing to-and-fro, and singing along with the music. Sometimes I fantasize that in one of his grander public performances he'll thrash so hard that he hits his head on the keyboard and knocks himself out.