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31 March 2011

Miss-A-Prop-riate

'Miss Jane' gave a presentation recently at a statewide library conference.  It was supposed to be a panel discussion along with two others but when one person failed to show up "Miss Jane" rose to the occasion and pulled out some props that she brought from home.  In addition to her meager PowerPoint presentation she brought an old Hardy Boys mystery and an early library bulletin for show-and-tell.


Needless to say the throngs attending weren't exactly thrilled with the presentation and she had a few drop-outs in the middle of her prepared speech.  Hope she learns from her mistakes because I've been told that she's been asked to expand on the topic for the big state conference this fall. Sometimes scatterbrained literally makes people scatter. 

Cheese-A-Holic

Just had the best pimento cheese sandwich for lunch.  Mmmm Mmmm good!

Ring A Ding Ding Ernestine

Why do people always migrate towards my desk when they want to have a 'private' cell phone call?  Can't you see I'm busy working?  I don't want to hear about your child, your ex-boyfriend or your bill collector.  Go find a private corner away from me and other people to sit and chat.  Please...

30 March 2011

Calgon, Where Are You?

I think I'm having one of those Calgon, take me away days.  I'm afraid if I stop working I won't be able to get started again.  Low energy. Need sleep.  All I want to do is curl up in the back of the stacks or under my desk and take a long nap.  George Costanza sure had the right idea!