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18 May 2011

Calling Mr. Newman

Do you work with someone that keeps their office so hot (even in the summer) that you feel like whipping out the marshmallows and graham crackers and toasting some smores?  Why can't 'freezy-people' learn to acclimate?  It's not like the rest of us can come to work naked when we get too hot. If you get cold, bring a sweater to work.  Don't crank up the thermostat or practically burn the building down with your portable heater tucked away under your desk (they are a fire hazard, after all). 

Where's Randy Newman when you need him?  He wrote that song about short people, surely he can come up with some lyrics about freezy people too.