I Do...

I received a bawdy marriage proposal from one of our regulars the other day.  "Philandering Phil" told me he would "marry me in a heartbeat".  I might have been flattered by the offer if he hadn't already made the same proposal to every other female employee in the building that day too. Maybe I shouldn't have turned him down so quick. Who knows?  It might be the last proposal I ever get. Colin Firth is already married. Right?