One of my least favorite duties at the public library is being a notary. There was one crazy lady who kept bringing the same handwritten diatribe in every couple of days to get it notarized every time she found a typo or didn't like a certain paragraph she had written. She even brought it back when she saw that the person who notarized it stamp had expired. She thought her document had expired too so she wanted someone with a fresh expiration date to re-notarize it.