Why is it that people that bring stinky lunches always position themselves in the lunchroom in front of the microwave so you are forced to inhale the nastiness of the bulger concoction that are trying out this month on their 'special' diet? They monopolize the conversation with their die-hard political views and force you to sit through inane soap operas or right-wing talk shows while you are just trying to relax and unwind from another stress filled day at the Ref Desk.