I don't get parents these days. They drag their children into the library so they can spend two hours searching for more hookups on the Internet all the while ignoring the children they already have. When the kid starts screaming "I'm thirsty" or "I'm hungry" do they take it as a sign that it's time to leave? No! They just pull a bottle filled with cola out of their bag and shove it in the kids mouth expecting them to be quiet. That's all a jacked up kid needs...more caffeine.
