Royal Pain

I have just been informed that "Miss Jane" has marked her self off the calendar on the day of the Royal wedding so she can sit at home and watch the procession. Only thing is... it's not her home she's staying at. Not only is she taking the day off, she is traveling to another state to watch it in the comfort of her elderly father's home. She's also busy contemplating which wedding souvenirs she is going to purchase to commemorate the big day.