Look Out!
Talk about luckless. The aforementioned college student that used to work at the library has the worst luck in the world. He was hit by an SUV walking to work one day and just last week was struck by another SUV while crossing the street. Don't worry he's okay but the boy needs to wear a flashing red light on his head or a blaze orange jumper or something. The poor guy even managed to fall down a man hole once.