Why do people ask for directions and then not follow them? I told a guy three times that the book that he was looking for was on aisle 4 and he still couldn't find it. He went to aisle 2, then aisle 3, then aisle 5 which are all clearly marked with big black letters on the ends of the shelves. I had to lead him by the nose to the exact spot where I told him the book would be.
Then he tried to use the ladies restroom key instead of waiting for the mens room to become available. He tried to convince me that unisex bathrooms were all the rage elsewhere but I told him not at this library. You'll either have to wait for the key to be returned or go to the 3rd or 4th floor. Then what does he do? He goes downstairs to the 1st floor. ARRGHHH!
