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07 February 2011

Miss Jane and the Burglar

Several years ago "Miss Jane's" home was broken into and several items were stolen.  Obviously freaked out by this "Miss Jane" spent a lot of money installing a security system at her house.  Things were going well until a few weeks later when she kept receiving phone calls at work from the security company telling her that the alarm had been tripped at her house.  She rushed home each time only to find that the doors were all securely locked and there was no evidence of tampering with the doors or windows.


Then one day she came to work and announced that she had figured out why the alarm kept sounding off and had fixed the problem.  Apparently, her cats had access to her basement and were tripping the security censors.  Instead of closing the door to her basement or securing the cats in a separate room, she turned off the security system so she would not be disturbed at work anymore.