"Miss Jane" is an older single woman who lives alone in a large house with her two cats. One day she decided that she wanted to leave a message on her answering machine to dissuade any potential stalkers from bothering her so she asked one of our patrons to leave a message on her answering machine saying "Hi, This is 'Dan' and 'Miss Jane'. Sorry we can't come to the phone right now..."
She has the tendency not to answer her telephone when she's avoiding coming to work in the mornings (she likes to sleep late) so we have to repeatedly call her and wake her up otherwise she will sleep the day away in her bunk bed (yes, bunk bed) and never get to work on time.
