Hey all future prospective employees...we do have a dress code. Please learn to follow it so we can avoid any further embarrassing situations. No more flip flops. No more g-strings popping out of your low-rider pants. No more six-inch heels. No more super-short skirts.
These things are not conducive to a productive work environment. You move like a sloth in high heels and all the randier patrons are prompted to come up with excuses to make you bend over whenever you're wearing a short skirt or low rider pants just so they can get a peak at your crack.
