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22 February 2011

Bieber Fever

"Miss Jane" is pushing 60 but she has the mind of a teenage girl.  She gets 'crushes' on current teen idols like the Disney channel's Cole & Dylan Sprouse and her latest Justin Bieber.  She is so devoted that she still carries a photo of her 20-something favorite Donna Osmond in her purse.  His photo even takes precedence over that of her current real life boyfriend.  If it was anyone else I would say that they have a twinge of pedophilia but due to her 'innocence' I guess she just refuses to grow up and grow old like the rest of us.