Was informed when I arrived this morning that the library failed to close at the usual time last night because the staff was heavily involved in a search. "Miss Jane" had lost her keys for the one hundredth time. She wasn't found sleeping in the library overnight so I think I'm safe in assuming that she ultimately did find her keys.
The same "Miss Jane" had called the Ref Desk a few nights before and requested that a staff member search the refrigerator in the employee lounge because she had misplaced her ipod. How it would have found it's way into the frig we'll never know. Fortunately, she later found it in the pocket of her bath robe.