Ever been confused by someone's identity at the Ref Desk? We have to keep an eye on the bathroom keys just to make sure that there is no hanky panky going on but sometimes it's down right difficult to know whether the person grabbing the ladies key is actually a lady and vice versa. I don't mean to judge people based on their appearance but c'mon.
There once was a rather rotund 'person' that came to use the public Internet computers - they had cropped bleach blonde hair, large breasts, and were wearing a purple J.Lo style velour track suit. One staff member had seen this 'person' perform karaoke at a night club and kept referring to them as 'The Blueberry'. It wasn't until this person was involved in an altercation with a male prostitute that we finally figured it out (see Tuesday Nite Special).
