Dancing In the Streets
I once pulled into the staff parking lot, opened my car door and stepped out to find a pair of men's dirty underwear lying beside the driver's door. I found out later that they belonged to "Frank", one of our regular characters who had been driven to the 'Hill' (the State sanitarium in town) after he stripped naked and started splashing around and dancing in the fountain outside the library. It was rather hot that day and he felt like taking a dip.