Sexy Beast

When I was working at the library part-time I used to jump at the chance to come in and get more hours. Sometimes I would even work sick just to get a bigger paycheck. Stupid, I know.  My head has been so stuffed up at times that my voice gets all husky like Jack Klugman on the phone but that never stops some men from calling the Ref Desk and saying "Man you've got a sexy voice!" Sometimes I want to croak back in my most seductive strainings "And a nice, big, red, runny nose to go with it." How's that for sexy you perv?