The 'Doctor' came up to the Ref Desk to complain about the bathroom key chain. Yes, the key chain. He didn't like the fact that the key chain was made of wood. It is porous material you see and he's concerned about the spread of germs. While I'm more concerned about the fact that the key chain went from a simple block of wood with the word Men's on it to a an 16" plank of wood to prevent men from sticking it in their back pocket and walking out the door with it.
We once had a nearby business call to tell us that someone had taken our bathroom key and left it at their establishment. You want to know how they knew it was ours? I had to put stickers on them that said "Please return to 2nd Floor Reference Desk" because it had a bad habit of growing feet and walking out the door.
