Pages

07 March 2011

Sexual Chocolate

A rather funny, yet inebriated gentleman came in one day and asked for help finding books on psychics. He claimed that he had been having premonitions that later came true and he was convinced that he had the psychic ability.  He told me that I would find me a real good man that would treat me nice and then casually asked if I liked 'sexual chocolate'? Since the gentleman was African-American I soon got the gist of his question. Still playing along, I said "How 'bout giving me some lucky lottery numbers?"  He said, "Oh no ma'am, that wouldn't be ethical".