Smelly Situation

I had to bar one of our regular inebriated gentleman from the local history room because he kept crawling under the tables and falling asleep.  We keep box fans in the room to help cool the air on particularly stuff days and he would use them as his own personal cooling devices.  He would turn the fan on himself and crawl under the table and make a nice nest and settle down for a long winters nap.  Once we found him we made him move but his stench had permeated the books and surrounding furniture so the collection ended up smelling like him for days.