Bathtub Delights

Why do people who damage books bother to return them to the library?  They should realize that they are going to have to replace the item anyway so why bother sneaking it back into the book drop (like we don't know it was you who checked it out in the first place).  This is especially true of some trashy paperback romance novels that get dropped into the bubble bath and then swell to the size of War and Peace.