Seeking Mr. Right

I always tell my female relatives that say they are into online dating to travel down to the local library and check out the fellas on the public Internet computers before they engage in a lengthy online romance.  Besides, you have to ask yourself what hard-working man has the time to sit and chat all day?  Either he's a slacker at work and spends all his time surfin' for porn, playing interactive pool tournaments and seeking adventurous 'like-minded' ladies or he's unemployed and has nothing better to do during normal working hours.  He's a real winner either way.