Minty Fresh
"Miss Jane" if you haven't already figured it out is a little on the naive side. So when we found a big bottle of mouthwash stashed in the men's restroom she automatically assumed that one our daily visitors had been keeping up with their hygiene. We tried to explain to her that alcoholics will drink anything that contains alcohol when they can't get their hands on the real thing and they had probably stashed it in the library before they went to the City Mission for lunch.