Banned For Life

Our library director has a weird set of priorities when it comes to determining who is eligible for a lifetime ban from the library.  You name it - our staff can be cursed at, spit on, physically threatened, stalked, sexually harrassed, but none of that is good enough to get someone banned from the library.  In my tenure, the only person to ever be banned for life was a guy that they caught taking a pocket knife and cutting the fabric on the library furniture. They deemed him 'crazy'.