Farm Fresh

We have this elderly gentleman that likes to come in and check his stock options at the library.  He's very friendly but it's always a totally one-sided conversation.  He'll tell you about his health, his wife, her health, the latest cruise that they went on, etc. but he never asks about you and your life.  But whenever you try to interject something into the conversation he gives you a look like "Why are you interrupting me?"